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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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meladoodle:

i’m quirky and random *kills a man* xD

via MeekaKitty.
Text 18 May 85,158 notes

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

via Caniope.
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jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

Text 15 May 94,945 notes reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

theeyesinthenight:

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

Every time. Reblogging.

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hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

via SKELETONS.
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izzetheking:

How do i kill someone without looking rude

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amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

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